In: Confessional| GOD| Leadership| Mi Vida Loca
14 Mar 2008This past Monday I was at an IHOP in Austin to meet with some people I really admire and look up to (read about that here.) I got there really early and they were a little late, which gave me some time to finish reading through the book of Proverbs.
There weren’t a lot of people in there. It was early. But I did notice two blond women and a short overweight guy that had come in. I kept reading.
Then, as we were wrapping up our meeting, our waiter comes over and says, “the tall blond over there says she knows you.” I re-assured him that I had no idea who she was and he kindly passed the message along.
As they left IHOP, our waiter brought me a note (picture below.) We read it together and this is where it got interesting…I joked that she was “probably a porn star with my luck” and quickly tried to get our conversation back on track as I was 100% enthralled in my meeting.
But, stinking Anne said, “Let’s google her right now!” She pulls out her phone and says “she’s either a porn star or a Christian blogger.” My response, “God I hope shes a Christian blogger.”
According to my wife and Anne’s research, she wasn’t the Christian blogger.
Dang it.
I’m still not sure why this woman did this. Does she just get her kicks out of inviting guys to see her naked on the internet? Did she see that I was reading the Bible and hates God so much that she just had to mess with me? Read the note. What do you think?
Join with me in praying for this woman. I think she just needs Jesus in her life…
I have censored the name out just so nobody is tempted to go look her up. I’ll close with this: pornography tears families apart and ruins lives. If you need help, GET IT NOW HERE.

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10 Responses to My Porn Star Run In
anne jackson
March 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am
stinking anne.
jordan
March 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
That’s CREEPY. Attack of the Peroxide Predators, coming to an IHOP near you…
Ruth
March 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
You know what? I heard on the Bobby Bones radio show that some playboy bunnies were in town for the SXSW. It was probably one of them.
She also spelled “CIAO” wrong. LOL.
Zak White
March 14th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Anne…I LOVE stinking Anne
Jordan…very creepy, but not as creepy as IHOP with you
Ruth…well, she’s not a grammar teacher.
I’m pretty sure her job doesn’t require good spelling.
Terrace Crawford
March 14th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Wow – thats weird. Apparently she thought YOUR hair was pretty (if you didn’t get that, re-read the post on your iHOP meeting)
Zak White
March 14th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Terrace, of course I got it.
Zak White
March 14th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Terrace, of course I got it.
Afterall, isn’t my hair pretty? NOt quite as nice as yours, but pretty right???
anne jackson
March 15th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
i think your hair is pretty, zak. but storch got his cut. so he is giving you a run for it!
Jeff
April 9th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I can’t believe all I had to do was throw on a blond wig at IHOP and you couldn’t recognize me
Zak White
April 10th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Unkle Jeff,
you are freaking hilarious!