Comments on: Out on a Limb http://www.zakwhite.com/2008/10/out-on-a-limb/ Zak White. A.K.A. CadillacZak. Father. Pastor. Friend. Mon, 26 Dec 2011 02:51:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: sammmm http://www.zakwhite.com/2008/10/out-on-a-limb/comment-page-1/#comment-1026 sammmm Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:05:51 +0000 http://www.zakwhite.com/?p=1211#comment-1026 you know how i feel about anchors and that i want one as well, so i definitely think you should go with the anchor. no doubt. i think chest pieces sometimes can be easily overdone. where will you put the anchor? you know how i feel about anchors and that i want one as well, so i definitely think you should go with the anchor. no doubt. i think chest pieces sometimes can be easily overdone. where will you put the anchor?

]]> By: Nic http://www.zakwhite.com/2008/10/out-on-a-limb/comment-page-1/#comment-1025 Nic Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:39:05 +0000 http://www.zakwhite.com/?p=1211#comment-1025 What's so ridiculous about getting a tattoo of me? <abbr><em>Nic´s last blog post..<a href="http://nicburleson.blogspot.com/2008/10/catalyst-recap-part-three.html" rel="nofollow">Catalyst Recap - Part Three...</a></abbr></em> What’s so ridiculous about getting a tattoo of me?

Nic´s last blog post..Catalyst Recap – Part Three…

]]> By: Clayton Bell http://www.zakwhite.com/2008/10/out-on-a-limb/comment-page-1/#comment-1016 Clayton Bell Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:01:08 +0000 http://www.zakwhite.com/?p=1211#comment-1016 I think the number 1 question to ask is...what does the WIFE think?!?! I would be more inclined to say script across the back, not the chest. I think the number 1 question to ask is…what does the WIFE think?!?!

I would be more inclined to say script across the back, not the chest.

]]> By: jordan http://www.zakwhite.com/2008/10/out-on-a-limb/comment-page-1/#comment-1014 jordan Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:10:10 +0000 http://www.zakwhite.com/?p=1211#comment-1014 I love you, Zak. Your chest isn't really (that) concave. I love you, Zak. Your chest isn’t really (that) concave.

]]> By: Zak White http://www.zakwhite.com/2008/10/out-on-a-limb/comment-page-1/#comment-1013 Zak White Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:43:38 +0000 http://www.zakwhite.com/?p=1211#comment-1013 Jordan, thank you. the "harbour" mis-spelling was a cut and paste job. I didunt misspull eit. Totally going with the chest piece... Just kidding. Maybe. Jordan,

thank you. the “harbour” mis-spelling was a cut and paste job. I didunt misspull eit.

Totally going with the chest piece…

Just kidding. Maybe.

]]> By: jordan http://www.zakwhite.com/2008/10/out-on-a-limb/comment-page-1/#comment-1012 jordan Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:57:20 +0000 http://www.zakwhite.com/?p=1211#comment-1012 First of all, anyone who spells "harbour" with a U isn't allowed to have tattoos, which is why in the UK there are no tattoo parlors and the penalty for inking yourself is beheading in the public square. Secondly, chest tattoos are really a bad idea. That's one of the most dramatic sagging-prone areas of the body as you get older, and you don't want your tattoo to look like it was inspired by Swamp Thing when you're old enough to teach a lesson with it to your grand kids, who will undoubtedly ask out of equal parts fascination and morbid curiosity. After they ask you, they will laugh at you. Third, writing tends to work best on surfaces that are flat. Not concave. Ha ha. Fourth, your body is getting seriously lopsided. I'm a fan of symmetry, which in the case of Christian tattoos, could be considered divine, but not in the da Vinci / Dan Brown sort of way. Forget I said that. Fifth, images speak louder than words. If you're advertising your identity, advertise it so people ask you about it rather than read it and immediately absorb the full meaning. If it's not advertising the identity that you're after, but reminding /yourself/ of your identity in Christ, consider the idea that an image may conjure greater memories and thoughts when you're 95 and too old to comprehend words anymore, especially words that look like Swamp Thing wrote on your milky, wrinkled, concave and lopsided chest. Plus, you shouldn't be advertising ANYTHING with your shirt off. Evar. Sixth: "Anchor" has six letters in it, which is clearly divine indication that you should get TWO anchor tattoos so that the word would then be "anchors", which has 7 letters in it. 7 is the number of God. Also, "anchor" starts with A, which is also the first letter in the word "Alpha", which stands for God also. The last letter in "anchor" is R, and... well, you get the point. Seventh: That script tattoo would be right over ribs and sternum, touching on collarbone and getting dangerously close to nipples. Think on THAT, my friend. Think hard. There you have it. Seven reasons to go with the anchor. Seven is God's number, Zak. Remember that. Love, Jordan First of all, anyone who spells “harbour” with a U isn’t allowed to have tattoos, which is why in the UK there are no tattoo parlors and the penalty for inking yourself is beheading in the public square.

Secondly, chest tattoos are really a bad idea. That’s one of the most dramatic sagging-prone areas of the body as you get older, and you don’t want your tattoo to look like it was inspired by Swamp Thing when you’re old enough to teach a lesson with it to your grand kids, who will undoubtedly ask out of equal parts fascination and morbid curiosity. After they ask you, they will laugh at you.

Third, writing tends to work best on surfaces that are flat. Not concave. Ha ha.

Fourth, your body is getting seriously lopsided. I’m a fan of symmetry, which in the case of Christian tattoos, could be considered divine, but not in the da Vinci / Dan Brown sort of way. Forget I said that.

Fifth, images speak louder than words. If you’re advertising your identity, advertise it so people ask you about it rather than read it and immediately absorb the full meaning. If it’s not advertising the identity that you’re after, but reminding /yourself/ of your identity in Christ, consider the idea that an image may conjure greater memories and thoughts when you’re 95 and too old to comprehend words anymore, especially words that look like Swamp Thing wrote on your milky, wrinkled, concave and lopsided chest. Plus, you shouldn’t be advertising ANYTHING with your shirt off. Evar.

Sixth: “Anchor” has six letters in it, which is clearly divine indication that you should get TWO anchor tattoos so that the word would then be “anchors”, which has 7 letters in it. 7 is the number of God. Also, “anchor” starts with A, which is also the first letter in the word “Alpha”, which stands for God also. The last letter in “anchor” is R, and… well, you get the point.

Seventh: That script tattoo would be right over ribs and sternum, touching on collarbone and getting dangerously close to nipples. Think on THAT, my friend. Think hard.

There you have it. Seven reasons to go with the anchor. Seven is God’s number, Zak. Remember that.

Love,
Jordan

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