Poledancing: Lessons in Parenting #128

Check your child’s homework. ALWAYS.

I never do this, but I got this email today from a Church member and it…had…me…rolling! Be sure to read the letter that the parent send in to the teacher below…

Dear  Mrs. Jones,
I wish  to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work  at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the  blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and  then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting  over who would get it.    Her picture does n’t show me dancing  around a pole.  It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel  we had at Home Depot.
From  now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns  it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.   Smith