September 29

8 Things I’m Scared Of

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This picture was taken of my son at the hospital when he was born. I would have been scared of that GIANT LAMB TOO! Just for fun…8 things I’m scared to death of:

  • Texas, the greatest state and former nation of all time, somehow getting absorbed into Oklahoma.
  • Couper (my son) wanting to watch Barney. I’ve kept him from it so far.
  • Amber (my wife) making me eat lima beans and peas at every meal. I love all my other veggies but not those two.
  • WalMart becoming the ONLY store in the world. Seriously, I would NEVER be able to go buy anything.
  • All the cows in the world dying off and leaving me with NO RIBEYE STEAK!
  • Waking up to a house full of lizards and frogs. Seriously, I HATE lizards and frogs. I would freak!
  • Starbucks stops offering my drink: a tall cinnamon dolce latte in a grande cup with extra whip. I know, its sissy coffee but MAN ITS GOOD.
  • Oversleeping on Sundays…especially THIS SUNDAY!
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