Stupid Searches

Here are some interesting search terms that people used to find my blog recently:

• “rabbi shots for cats in san antonio” – What? Jewish cats? In San Antonio
• “amish word for dad is dat?” – Boy are you asking the wrong guy…
• “breaking into churches” – I do this for fun on the weekends…
• “zak white plastic” – Endorsed by yours truly
• “is that all you got god” – I promise I did not say this.
• “zack white scraps” – Someone is wanting the extras on my plate
• “pastor attire” – Classy.
• “tushy” – I have one.