October 27

Stupid Searches

Here are some interesting search terms that people used to find my blog recently:

  • “rabbi shots for cats in san antonio” – What? Jewish cats? In San Antonio
  • “amish word for dad is dat?” – Boy are you asking the wrong guy…
  • “breaking into churches” – I do this for fun on the weekends…
  • “zak white plastic” – Endorsed by yours truly
  • “is that all you got god” – I promise I did not say this.
  • “zack white scraps” – Someone is wanting the extras on my plate
  • “pastor attire” – Classy.
  • “tushy” – I have one.
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