Here are some odd search terms and phrases people have typed in lately to find my website, followed by my immediate thoughts upon reading them:
- “sermon when the shaking stops” – Not sure what I was preaching about!
- “guitariste zak white” – What country do you have to be from to be a guitariste rather than a guitarist?
- “i need itunes money” – Me too. Please share a link when you find it.
- “namethischurch.org” – ITS DOT COMMMMMMMMMM. BAHHHHHH!
- “anti iphone church” – This better not be real or I am going to go on a rampage.
- “dude mowery music” – Who else out there actually listens to Dude Mowrey?
- “winner winner chicken dinner” – Who in the world would google that?
- “zakwhite.com” – JUST TYPE IT IN THE STINKING ADDRESS BAR. WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING A URL THAT YOU KNOW?






